The Sex Pollen Meme

This is a highly sexual and somewhat dangerous meme! Many if not all options are potentially triggering. Please use your best judgment before participating.
( rules and prompts under the cut )
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Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen? |
FORMATTING
![]() tell everybody something controversial yet brave. because you're right and you shouldn't be afraid to say it. how to play - put your character's unpopular opinion in the subject line. - let loose the hounds of hell. |
1. tats, your character has a tattoo of the first words the love of their life will say to them
2. familiars, your character has an animal tattoo representing their soul mate on them
3. glow, the first time your character sees their soul mate, their chests glow!
4. world in color, life is literally black and white, until you see your soul mate for the first time
5. choose your own, i'm definitely missing a milly because i'm lazy, pick your own
1. first meeting, you've never met this person before.
2. childhood mates, you've always known this person -- but on one particular birthday, everything changes.
3. together, you've been in a relationship for awhile now! happily wed or not, you decide.
4. not together, you've known you're soul mates for a long time, and yet have avoided a relationship.
5. choose your own, self explanatory c:
![]() How To Play - Oh no, someone just posted this picture/video/etc. of your character and it's HOT HOT HOT! Damn you, mysterious leaker! Or maybe they posted it themselves because they're a shameless thot, IDK their life. At any rate: sexy/appealing pic, now shared with Bakerstreet at large. Do that in your toplevel. - This public venue means that everyone can comment, of course. And we know folks have opinions around here! So, are the crowds thirsty...or bloodthirsty? |
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![]() ■ fill out the form below in a comment. ■ go around to other people's comments and make new friends! ■ it's really that simple. |
→your character needs to pass on some advice, words of wisdom, or mantra.
→place it in your subject line.
→hopefully, people appreciate something unsolicited.
so many characters are friend-shaped!
- comment with your character. in the subject line, give a brief summary of who/what they are.
- learn if there's a line of folks willing to tolerate/be friends with/cuddle or pet or just be a good, reliable fluff companion to your shayla.
top level & reply to others. be inspired! link 'em: embed 'em: shrink 'em: |
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